Île Maurice

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via pizza)

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via homophobias)

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browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britain*

(via d0nn0)

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Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep easily without you.

But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.

And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.

And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.

i’ve never wanted someone this badly (via the-psycho-cutie)

(via oheyitsmonica)

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

(via d0nn0)

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catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

(via pizza)

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personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via cold-hearted-queen)

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via homophobias)

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